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An accurate summary of Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

  • Reborn: I'm going to become your tutor.
  • Tsuna: Please don't.
  • Gokudera: I'll be your right hand man!
  • Tsuna: Please don't!
  • Yamamoto: Ohh, a mafia game? Can I join?
  • Tsuna: Please don't...
  • Lambo: I'M GOING TO KILL REBORN
  • Tsuna: PLEASE DON'T
  • Ryohei: I challenge you! If you lose, join the boxing club!
  • Tsuna: Please don't.
  • Hibari: I'm going to bite you to death.
  • Tsuna: Please dO NOT
  • Mukuro: I'm going to destroy all the mafia, including you.
  • Tsuna: Please don't.
  • Xanxus: I'm going to kill you in order to take the title of Vongola Decimo.
  • Tsuna: Please don't.
  • Bykauran: I'm going to take over the world!
  • Tsuna: Do not.
  • Enma: I'm taking vengence for what your ancestors did to my ancestors!
  • Tsuna: Please don't.
  • Daemon: I'm restoring the Vongola to its orginal glory!
  • Tsuna: Don't.................
  • Checkerface: I'm finding the next set of Arcobaleno.
  • Tsuna: No.
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  • The Legend of Zelda: this game is really hard holy shit
  • The Legend of Zelda: omg family betrayal
  • The Legend of Zelda: am i the only one who hears the princess in my head
  • The Legend of Zelda: did any of this really happen?
  • The Legend of Zelda: i'm suddenly hot and i dont know how to control my body
  • The Legend of Zelda: you mean i only have three days to save the world?
  • The Legend of Zelda: there was supposed to be three games but farore never got one
  • The Legend of Zelda: vaati broke out
  • The Legend of Zelda: everything's flooded and my boat can talk
  • The Legend of Zelda: vaati broke out again and ganon is free
  • The Legend of Zelda: i have a talking hat and the antagonist is an angry emo kid
  • The Legend of Zelda: yiff yiff midna is smoking hot yiff yiff
  • The Legend of Zelda: my buddy is a cheap shit
  • The Legend of Zelda: 100 years later and his grandson's a cheap shit too
  • The Legend of Zelda: a sword holding a sword who also holds your sword
  • The Legend of Zelda: goddamnit ravio
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dante-this-is-just-fanfiction:

clumsyoctopus:

makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs

and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation

sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front

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pyreo:

I like the idea that some pokemon are introduced in games where they’re not in their ‘home’ region.

Like, for example, Yanma. Introduced in Johto. Everyone thinks of it as a Johto pokemon. But it was incredibly rare and usually only found when it started swarming.

But in Pastoria’s Great Marsh, it’s fairly common. So maybe Yanma are native to Sinnoh, and they only very rarely show up anywhere else, and really they’re Sinnoh pokemon despite us thinking of them as Johto pokemon.

Or like, Eevee. Which has to be found as a one-off gift in basically every region… except Kalos, where they’re found freely in the wild. So Eevees come from Kalos, and back in Red/Blue you found a rare imported one.

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nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that